Not sure what to get someone who loves camping? This week, we have some gift buying guides for the campers in your life – or for you to add to your own wish list.

Below are some of the silliest, whackiest camping-related gifts we could find. (Looking for some more serious suggestions? Check out “20 Gifts Under $20 That Will Make You Edit Your Wish List.”)

Let the games begin.

1. Campfire Cologne

Smell like your best summer ever no matter where you are thanks to Campfire Cologne. Light up and waft that smokey goodness towards you. Breathe in, breathe out, repeat.

2. Dynamite Fire Starter

Courtesy of Black Rock Powder Co.
Courtesy of Black Rock Powder Co.

Send  your loved ones the gift of dynamite from Black Rock Powder Company. Each fire starter burns for a solid 30 minutes, igniting even the most stubborn log.

3. Pizza Sleeping Bag

Courtesy of B Fiber and Craft Emporium via Etsy: Bfiberandcraft
Courtesy of B Fiber and Craft Emporium via Etsy: Bfiberandcraft

Know someone who loves pizza and camping? Etsy vendor Bfiberandcraft has just the thing: a pizza sleeping bag – with veggie pillow toppings.

4. Bacon Bandages

Courtesy of Amazon
Courtesy of Amazon

Yes, you heard right: bacon bandages. Perfect for any future camping wounds. Everyone loves a little bacon on their body, right?

5. Double-Sided Binocular Flask

Courtesy of Camping World
Courtesy of Camping World

Not sure what kind of situations you get into, but I know a few people who could really benefit from these binocular flasks.

The double flask design is a nice touch. You could fill one side with liquor and the other with your chaser.

6. Brobdingnagian Sports Chair

Courtesy of Hammacher Schlemmer via The Green Head

This chair is over five feet tall, has over six cup holders, and can hold up to 400 pounds. This one will definitely set you apart from the crowd.

7. Pet Trailer

Courtesy of Straight Line Designs
Courtesy of Straight Line Designs

The geniuses at Straight Line Designs have seven different trailer designs for pets. As you can imagine, they’re all pawesitively pawesome. (Too much?)

8. Shark Sleeping Bag

Courtesy of Chumbuddy via Amazon
Courtesy of Chumbuddy via Amazon

This shark sleeping bag is Jaws-dropping. Sleep like a baby even when it looks like a shark is eating you to death.

9. Candwich

Courtesy of Candwich

It’s exactly what it looks like – a sandwich in a can. They say their pepperoni pizza candwich is coming soon, but they haven’t posted on Facebook since 2014:

Hello everyone and thanks for your continued request for Candwich! We are in the process of expanding our product line…

Posted by Candwich by Mark One Foods on Thursday, September 18, 2014

10. Hygienna Solo

The folks at Hygienna designed a small contraption that turns almost any water bottle into a bidet. Needless to say, the reception has been a little lukewarm among American campers. Poor bidets – why are they the butt of every joke?

11. Camping Blow Dryer

camp blow dryer camping gag gift DIY

Do you have a friend that gets a little too glamp-y on your camping trips together? Here’s a simple stocking stuffer you can make yourself.

12. Bear Sleeping Bag

Courtesy of via Pinterest
Courtesy of via Pinterest

This bear sleeping bag costs over two thousand dollars. The thought of spending that much on a gag gift is unbearable.

13. Loop N’ Poop

This one’s a gift that keeps on giving. Just strap this loop around a tree whenever nature calls. Watch the Loop N’ Poop video above for the gritty details.

14. Adult Campfire Marshmallows & Hot Dogs Roasting Sticks


Sorry for such a crude post, but I couldn’t resist. These adult roasting sticks are the perfect gift for that slightly raunchy camper in your life. We all have at least one.

I hope I made your holiday shopping experience slightly more enjoyable. Planning on buying any of these? Have one that’s your favorite? Let us know in the comments below!

We have way more gift suggestions (serious and not-so-serious) on our Pinterest board, The Camper’s Wish List. Be sure to follow us while you’re there.

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